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Can you write a love story using as many as possible of these song titles and name the singer?
GET IN THE MOOD. ITS ALMOST VALENTINES DAY
1. Till I Gain Control Again
2. A Long And Lasting Love
3. Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
4. Cry Me A River
5. Its Like We Never Said Goodbye
6. Nobody Wants To Be Alone
7. Our Love Is On The Fault Line
8. We Must Believe In Magic
9. Somebody Loves You
10. When I Dream
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VALENTINE’S DAY
Our story takes place at the apartment of Mr. and Mrs. the Frog, Kermit and Miss Piggy. Kermit is away at his job, and Miss Piggy is home alone.
“’It’s Valentine’s Day!” exclaimed Miss Piggy joyously. “Each year, I give Kermit the same Valentine's Day gift -- moi!!! …. It's something I know he likes, he can't return it…and I know it's not something he would pick out for himself.’”
“This box of chocolates Kermit gave me for a Valentine gift oughtta hold moi TILL I GAIN CONTROL AGAIN of moi diet,” thought Miss Piggy, as she stuffed the candies into her mouth two at a time.
“Lucky for moi I’ve got A LONG AND LASTING LOVE with Kermie. He never seems to notice if I gain a pound or two, and if moi does, he just says there’s more for him to love.”
“Still…..it was kind of embarrassing that day when Kermie wanted to go floating on lily pads, and moi sank. Then, he had to get a bunch of his frog friends to tow moi to shore. I felt so low I wanted to CRY ME A RIVER.”
“Of course, now that I think about it, that worked out tons better than the time we played leapfrog!”
“Oh, well, he’ll be home soon, so time to get ready for love. When SOMEBODY LOVES YOU, one must always look her best!”
♫“Hey, Little Pig, comb your hair, fix your make-up, time to get ready for love….for wives should always be lovers, too….”♫ sang Miss Piggy.
“WE MUST BELIEVE IN MAGIC,” mused Miss Piggy as she dipped into her various pots of makeup, and glued on her false eyelashes. Little does Kermie know I wear colored contact lenses…. DON’T IT MAKE MY BROWN EYES BLUE?”
“Let’s see, I should wear something daring, but tres’ elegant, and my new perfume, eau de Pond Scum.”
Just then, Miss Piggy heard Kermit’s key in the lock. She quickly finished dressing and ran to greet him at the door.
“HELLO, I LOVE YOU,” said Kermit to Miss Piggy, as he embraced her warmly and planted little froggie kisses starting at her neck, working his way up to her snout.
“IT‘S LIKE WE NEVER SAID GOODBYE!” exclaimed Miss Piggy, as she returned his kisses.
“I was thinking we could spend a romantic evening at home,” said Kermit, “and then go out tomorrow night when the places won’t be so crowded….. I brought us a couple of bottles of Swamp d’Asti, and we could send out for pizza with anchovies. What do you say?”
“IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH ME, I mean moi,” agreed Miss Piggy, “and we could watch our favorite movie, 'The Frog Croaks at Midnight.'”
“And then later, when you give me your gift, I could smear some whipped cream all over your body, and then lick it off,” proposed Kermit.
“Moi could give you a teensy little gift down south right now, if you like,” suggested Miss Piggy sexily, while tugging at Kermit's belt.
“You know how to make me hoppy,” croaked Kermit happily “You’ve got me RIGHT IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND, er…hoof!”
We leave our young lovers as Miss Piggy starts GOING DOWN SLOW.
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All songs are sung by Crystal Gayle
1,2,3,4,5,8,9
Bonus:
Hello, I Love You
It’s All Right With Me
Right in the Palm of Your Hand
Going Down Slow
http://www.amazon.com/20-Love-Songs-Crystal-Gayle/dp/B000026GPE
Wives and Lovers, Jack Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0rqaRfsNfg&feature=PlayList&p=642130975A4831 B4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41
Miss Piggy Quote: It’s Valentine’s Day… http://www.misspiggyfans.com/Kermit/
Kermit and Miss Piggy Get Married: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0P5FzSe3qw
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